Newspaper Birthday

 For: Alex
Occasion: his birthday

For Alex's birthday card, I created a faux-front page to help him celebrate. This card is a lot of fun--let me walk you through it. The newspaper is called The Party Times, which has been "dreaming big since 1987." This particular issue is volume 35 and is yours for the low, low price of 0 cents! The headline reads "Another Year" with the lead reading "Older and wiser, scientists confirm." The caption of the photo of Alex says, "Alex waves at adoring public" and there's a pull quote by Everyone: "For he's a Jolly good fellow!" This card is so much fun I can't even stand it. I hope Alex has a wonderful day!